Curse

Voodoo Rage · Jan 17, 2011, 04:46 AM // 04:46

Speaking of Rurik. Why the hell is he only level 10? Hey, your highness, why don't you go out there kill some stuff and earn some actual EXPERIENCE before you start charging into battle for me to save your sorry butt. Maybe we shouldn't be following some dude into the centaur infested wilderness who hasn't even bothered to level up yet.

Kurosaki129 · Jan 17, 2011, 04:51 AM // 04:51

(1) - I question why EL Tonics such as EL Unseen, when transformed, doesn't show it holds a Fushisa Staff. The Mursaat monster has one.

(2) - Why can't a Ritualist have control of its Spirits, which target to attack? I have thought Ritualist have such an ability as to control them, as the name per-says "Ritualist".

StormDragonZ · Jan 17, 2011, 05:01 AM // 05:01

Why did Shiro want to regain his human form?

He was being more vile, terrible and sadistic as an Envoy than actually alive...

**cosyfiep** · Jan 17, 2011, 05:10 AM // 05:10

how my female characters can stand with their shoulders sooo far back with one knee bent and NOT have back problems! (and why they could not make more than what 4 different models so that my ele my rit and such all stand exactly alike).

why are they never hungry??? (and where is the bathroom?????)

A11Eur0 · Jan 17, 2011, 05:26 AM // 05:26

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Originally Posted by Karate Jesus

I've always wondered what I did to piss off every single living being in Tyria. It just doesn't make sense.

Sure, the Margonites, the Corsairs, the random dinosaurs that I can only assume I reawakened from extinction against their collective will - those creatures wanting to attack me makes sense. But why do the plant creatures, elementals, and other random inhabitants think I'm a threat?

Seriously. What did my character do to piss every single thing (except normal animals) off?

territorialism

End · Jan 17, 2011, 05:34 AM // 05:34

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Originally Posted by Silvia Shadowback

Why my main character never needs to rest. He runs from one side of the land to the other taking down countless monsters, and does he ever complain or need a break? NO

roids

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Originally Posted by novawhiz

why is the rarest stacked item a fcking bracelet? You kill a bunch of evil demons and a giant monkey and all you get is a bracelet? Furthermore, why does the collector want to give you a cool weapon for a bracelet?

http://www.rolex.com/en#/rolex-watch...an_conc__83216

now...then

How does komir know where shes going if she has no eyes.

Probably explained somewhere that I missed.

Voodoo Rage · Jan 17, 2011, 05:43 AM // 05:43

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Originally Posted by cosyfiep

how my female characters can stand with their shoulders sooo far back with one knee bent and NOT have back problems! (and why they could not make more than what 4 different models so that my ele my rit and such all stand exactly alike).

I guess in necromancer school, the boys get all the short desks.

godis · Jan 17, 2011, 06:41 AM // 06:41

Why people type "Open trade" in their WTS and WTB ads.

Zodiac Meteor · Jan 17, 2011, 07:06 AM // 07:06

Assassins in PvE are best for farming. What the RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO?! Assassins are quick, deadly and silent. They are not invincible and they don't hold aggro, can you imagine Ryu from Ninja Gaiden saying, "Hey! Hey everybody that want's to kill me! Over here! Nani nani boo boo you can't kill me!"

Why did Kormir absorb Abaddons explosion?! Let alone how did she absorb it. Really, if a God was going to explode, I would run away not towards. Well, then again, Kormir is a leech so she leeches a cataclysmic explosion.

Ritualists throw spears underhanded and behind the back... what?!

There are resurrect shrines, resurrect spells and items that resurrect. So, when Rurik and Togo died, we, as the players let them perish. Huh, serves them right.

Why do we trade Medal of Honors for items? Really? Their a heroic trophy giving proof that I've saved many innocent people and risking my life doing so. Yet they want my trophies in trade for the weapons that the enemy uses.

Buying spells, no need to learn any when when cash solves that problem.

Earth Damage, what the RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO is earth damage? Hitting with a sharp rock, isn't that the same as cutting some one?

Blind makes you miss with attacks, but casting Flare is no problem. Arrow is a projectile and so is a fire ball but you don't need to see to toss fire everywhere.

Remember Goren? Neither do I!

Remember Pet Mastery? Neither do I!

Palm Strike causes cripple... What? A Palm Strike jabs up the nose, intending to break it. It makes the nose bleed! How does it cripple ones leg?! Also, how does a Jagged strike just bleed while a Palm Strike does like 70 damage?

Why does Save Yourselves give 100 armor? How does saying that makes other people armor stronger?

Arieon Ito · Jan 17, 2011, 07:14 AM // 07:14

How come dear old Mr Thackery gets to marry Gwen when my male character went through all that annoying trouble for him. Seriously, couldn't Gwen get the hint that I wasn't doing it out of the pure kindness of my heart? And aside from that point, not even a remotely sincere word of thanks from either of them and I have to join his party?

Oh and Kormir, yeah. And Togo, and Mhenlo, etc. Do we do everyone else's dirty work in Tyria?

Spiritz · Jan 17, 2011, 07:17 AM // 07:17

When doing hotn and kierans first solo mission for the 100th time ( or it seems that way ) it actually occured to me that the white mantle ( or peacekeeper - forgot which ) must have been to cantha at some stage as i keep seeing them with a white tiger now and then.But as far as we know theres never really been any white mantle sightings in cantha or if they have they have never been reported.

Del - in some countries the only toilet in the house is actually in the bathroom and the term " i want to use the bathroom" means they want to toilet - confusing i know.
cosyfiep - dont forget we can consume candy , birthday cakes , drake kebobs , that salad thing from ibogas

Corpus Vitalis · Jan 17, 2011, 07:33 AM // 07:33

Why didn't we just collapse the cave on top of the destroyers? It's snowing outside, the lava would cool eventually.

Why are my weapons always sharp/clean/undented/absolutely perfect?

Why can't I chip pieces off the jade sea for jadeite shards?

Why can't I chop down a tree for amber chunks?

Why can't I made Aatxe pelts? Might look pretty cool.

sunh3h3 · Jan 17, 2011, 07:33 AM // 07:33

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Originally Posted by cosyfiep

how my female characters can stand with their shoulders sooo far back with one knee bent and NOT have back problems! (and why they could not make more than what 4 different models so that my ele my rit and such all stand exactly alike).

why are they never hungry??? (and where is the bathroom?????)

they never go to bathroom, so they don't get hungry. they probably had their first meal before the adventure begins, and the meal just lasts them as long as they don't go to bathroom....

Kojima · Jan 17, 2011, 08:13 AM // 08:13

Why do my rangers run like a bobbing head doll?

Why do all casting female professions run with their hand waving around like they are doing some stupid dance?

Iuris · Jan 17, 2011, 09:05 AM // 09:05

Why is parchment (which in real life is thin treated animal skin, noted for being reusable since the writing could always be scraped off) made from wood planks in GW? The same with vellum...

Nereyda Shoaal · Jan 17, 2011, 09:13 AM // 09:13

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Originally Posted by gremlin

You meet a spider that uses ranger skills, on death it drops a scythe

Or Ether Seal dropping an axe

Gill Halendt · Jan 17, 2011, 09:16 AM // 09:16

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Originally Posted by Iuris

Why is parchment (which in real life is thin treated animal skin, noted for being reusable since the writing could always be scraped off) made from wood planks in GW? The same with vellum...

Likely for the same reason why Silver and Golden Bullion Coins salvage into Iron Ingots...

Hobbs · Jan 17, 2011, 09:29 AM // 09:29

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Originally Posted by Gill Halendt

Likely for the same reason why Silver and Golden Bullion Coins salvage into Iron Ingots...

Reverse alchemy ftw.

Rushin Roulette · Jan 17, 2011, 09:38 AM // 09:38

Where are all the Phsicians for every time a female Ele dislocates her shouldders during her Dance emote?

@ Hobbs That kind of reminds me of Terry Prachetts Diskworld... one quote goes along the lines of "The only thing that Alchemists have managed is to turn Gold into less Gold".

Iuris · Jan 17, 2011, 09:41 AM // 09:41

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Originally Posted by Gill Halendt

Likely for the same reason why Silver and Golden Bullion Coins salvage into Iron Ingots...

Ah, but those are corsair coins. Their gold and silver content is likely... watered down